BBC period drama Downton Abbey is allegedly receiving an erotic makeover, becoming Down on Abby. Yep, the title barely works.
Here is the blurb:
Welcome to Bottomely Manor, home to the quintessentially
English Lord Grabhem (played by adult legend Ben Dover) and his wife
(2014 AVN nominee and adult starlet Jasmine Jae) and their two young
promiscuous step-daughters, Abby and Fanny. We discover that the
Grabhems have decided to invite their good friends the Stiffies to
dinner. Staff members of Bottomley Manner, including butler Smallcock
and personal footman Master Bates, hurriedly prepare to receive their
guests.
Meanwhile, during preparations some members of the staff have their
own ideas of how to make the night go with a swing! As the dinner party
approaches, it seems everyone’s got one thing and one thing only on
their minds!
This eagerly awaited XXX parody takes us behind the scenes of
Bottomley Manor where we discover that as night falls, this is not the
only thing going down on Abbey!
Eagerly awaited? I'd assume barely anyone has been waiting for this
particular parody because very few people would even imagine
transforming the property into porn. For anyone who really is eagerly awaiting Down on Abby's release, the official website for the film is here. I will add the proviso that the release date is April 1st, so this may well be an April Fool's joke. Being porn, it is hard to tell. In any other context, the names Fanny and Master Bates would set alarm bells ringing, but who knows?
If Down on Abby really does surface in the Spring, I wonder if they take on Downton Abbey's recent controversial rape storyline?
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