Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Late to the Party: 24 Series 1-4

I was never that interested in 24. When I eventually saw the first series, I was mystified: why were so many viewers so impressed? In fact, I declared that I would turn it off if Kim was kidnapped again after the 13th hour. Then she was. I admit, I did not turn it off...but nevertheless, I was quite annoyed.
However, deciding that the series was crap was really liberating. I went into series 2 with no expectations, and quite enjoyed it for the nonsense that it is. I had been told by many that they stopped watching after series 3 because the series became silly. Became silly? Perhaps the hype and the political climate blinded viewers to the fact that Jack is like some kind of rabid MacGyver.
By series 4, the writers' efforts to pad the story out reach epic proportions. For example, put yourself in this situation: you need to hinder an incognito terrorist for ten minutes at a gas station so a satellite tracker can be set up. I would puncture one of his tyres: the gas station is too public for him to kill anyone and steal their car - the terrorist could easily change the tyre and maintain his cover. Doing so would take around ten minutes. Job done. Instead, Jack dons a balaclava and holds the entire gas station at gun point. Subtle. Still, the writers milked that situation for nearly an entire episode.
I look forward to the ridiculousness of series 8.

Two asides.
  • The 24 drinking game: every time Jack shouts 'get down' or 'now', take a shot. Every time a female character makes a decision that one of the male leads knows to be "the wrong call", take a shot. Every time CTU is "compromised" by a mole, take a shot. [warning: following any one of these criteria could result in hospitalisation]  
  • The first three series begin with the statement that 'Events happen in real time'. As it transpires, there is a fine line between stating the obvious and making profound philosophical assertions.

Song of the Day: Ana Tijoux - Las Cosas por su Nombre


WC Fields: Honest John


I haven't seen this in 15 years - today, I watched it three times. Wonderful.

15 Second Review: The Harsh Light of Day (2012)

Call me naive, but I imagine that in a period of economic crisis there must be many very talented actors who cannot find work. If that is the case, I wonder why low budget films seem to so regularly attract only wooden actors? Does money always equate to talent? Like so many low budget horror films, The Harsh Light of Day is quite unengaging because the performances are so stilted. As for the plot: it is a mashup of home invasion movie and vampire film. Cashing in on two popular genres is fine (I guess), but it is hardly inspiring. The Harsh Light of Day works better as a vampire film than a home invasion movie, but that does not stop the whole affair being quite dull. The finale is anti-climactic. There is one quite striking Hellraiseresque sequence early on, but other than that, this is not worth squandering even a paltry 79 minutes on.  

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Trailer: Harmless (2012)


In the same vein as Lucky Bastard, Harmless is a film that appears to vilify porn , this time from the viewer's perspective. Perhaps evidence that we are moving towards a period of cultural conservativism?

Trailer: Lucky Bastard (2013)



This looks pretty awful as a horror movie, but it has piqued my interest as a horror movie about porn and/or a commentary on extreme porn.

Sunday, 24 February 2013

15 Second Review: Prometheus

I'll be brief: I saw this a week or so ago. I do not remember virtually anything about it now. In my book, that is not the sign of a great film...