Thursday 5 December 2013

AVN Awards 2014 Nominees: Clever Title of the Year

Nominations for 2014 AVN Awards ReleasedIt is that time of year again - the AVN Awards nominees have been announced. The list of awards seems to be getting longer every year - maybe the industry is grappling to maintain a sense of glamour and achievement despite being in somewhat of a slump (at least compared to its previous peak).

Anyway, to the reason for posting - the inaptly named 'Clever Title of the Year Award'. The list (below) contains one-or-two unsubtle gems, but feels a little tired on the whole: some of them recycle from previous years. By way of a revamp, I suggest rebranding the award. I've never understood why it is 'Clever Title of the Year' when it should obviously be 'Cleavage Tit-le of the Rear'


Clever Title of the Year 2014

Cirque du Hole-A, Seymore Butts/Pure Play
Cray Cray Vajayjay, Black Storm/Monarchy/Vantage
Come on Mom, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Cream Filled Japanese Fur Burgers, Third World Media
Gag Gift, Red Light District/Pulse
Gone Black … Not Coming Back, Sticky Video
London Bitches Falling Down, Porno Dan/Pure Play
Look Dad, I’m in Porn!, Team Skeet/Pulse
Misleading Teenagers Into Anal Sex, Anal Industries/Juicy
My Hairy Sugar Walls, AMK Empire/Exile
My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself, Hustler Video
Pump’r in the Dumper, Pink Visual/Pulse
Slut Bottom Chris Meets the Prostate Assassins, Severe Society Films
Trustfund Trannies, SMC/Pulse
Vags With Badges, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

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